hello my loyal followers. the gnome oragnisation has been taking a few months to expand, but we have ramped up to a whole 5 seats in parliament. myself not included because im in our lair scheming. we have new gnome organisation rules: 1) invite everyone you've ever met 2) get a garden » Continue Reading
hello loyal followers of my political campaign. today i bring great news that is by popular demand, “it’s everyday bro” by classical composer j. paul will be the new national anthem. this was closely followed by “fluffing a duck” by k. macleod but unfortunately it did not make the cut. keep following along on the election journey for more updates. remember to keep voting! try not to be deterred by... » Continue Reading
as an award winning politician like myself, who has been president at least eight times, i know how to run a country. vote for me as president of the world and i will propose this set of rules: 1) electric scooters become the primary mode of transport worldwide. 2) everyone gets a free $20 roblox gift card. 3) school uniform abolished. 4) facebook is mandatory for anyone over the age of 40. 5) cut... » Continue Reading