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hello my loyal followers. the gnome oragnisation has been taking a few months to expand, but we have ramped up to a whole 5 seats in parliament. myself not included because im in our lair scheming.
we have new gnome organisation rules:
1) invite everyone you've ever met
2) get a garden gnome.
3) fill said garden gnome with explosives.
4) leave it outside in high heat.
remember to stay devoted to the gnomes! soon we will control elves too
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Emswd
this is truly inspirational
kurtiniweeny
this is the most inspiring thing ive ever read, i pledge alligience
JamesB
I solemnly swear that I will hereby abide by these new rules and contribute to the further prosperity of the Gnome Organization
#GNOMENATION