"Probably getting dragged into something dumb"
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Holy shit Halloween. I stole that fatass hunk of fat's reeses and got a few full sized candy bars from Token. Still haven't heard from Mr. Hanky maybe I'm just insane or something. » Continue Reading
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I tried to get God to kill Eric Cartman today. It was a good day. Oh and someone drew a picture of me. It was pretty neat. Another person drew someone else saying hi it was also pretty cool. Found out that people want my mom and Stan's parents which is weird. » Continue Reading
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I was barely on this God forsaken website today because I got fucking sick and slept all day. Because I'm too silly. » Continue Reading
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Princess Kenny is such a girlboss. That purple man didn't blow my school up and someone said I was hallucinating William Afton. Actually a few people did. There's also this thing under my bed that wants to marry me. Sos. » Continue Reading
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Cartman fucking shot me and I'm in the goddamn hospital now. But Tricia gave Craig Teto's twin drills so ig it's okay. Also Princess Kenny's supposed to break me outta here💥💥 Oh I also tried to sue the school and got this purple guy to blow it up. Edit: I don't think Princess Kenny is gonna break me outta here. » Continue Reading
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Today was nice until this fat ass hunk of fat chased me out of my home. I ran away into the sewers, in search of the only person that likes me, Mr Hanky, and my friend (?) Tweek heard him, but I never found him. So I ran away into a strangers house (STRANGER DANGER I COULD'VE DIED) who I met on this stupid website. Glad I didn't die. » Continue Reading
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