i’m spongebob

I just want to say that I have this strange and intense desire to have sex with Spongebob's nose. I don't know why, but the thought of it just turns me on so much. I imagine running my fingers over the smooth, round surface of his nose and feeling it twitch and quiver beneath my touch. I want to bury my face in his nose and inhale deeply, taking in his unique scent.

I know it's weird and maybe even a little gross, but I can't help how I feel. I just want to have sex with Spongebob's nose. Is that so wrong? Please don't judge me, I can't help my attraction to cartoon noses.