my unpopular opinion

i love goin to the dentist i love pretending that im llike being operated on and i admit it i dont even brush, alll just so i can get cavities and then get that sweet sweeeet drill shoved violently into my teeth. also i like the nubness feeling inside your teeth. the worst part for me has to be the aftermath though because the lip numbness just lingers on for waaaay tooooo fuuuuuuuckkkkkiiiiiiiinggggg loooooooongggggg like waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyy toooooo looooooong i also really enjoyed my experience getting my wisdom teeth removed, the next week i just sat around sleeping and it felt way more comfortable than just normal sleeping, too bad i only got to eat shitty mashed potato water paste. is this why the kardashians go get so much work done? maybe they have some advanced form of whatever i have