*goes on knees* I NEED BLENDER BUDDY

I feel so lonely when doing blender by myself i need i need a blender buddy that will 3d model with me I NEED ONE PLSPLSPSLPLS!! i will literally like we can be the best of pals and we will uhhh share tips with eachother and do a lot of silly things a lot of fun things we should we should its fine if you dont wanna but I AM LOOKING... this isnt a threat dont worry im just lonely.