many thoughts. so many thoughts. (SAW)

i watched the whole saw series like 2 weeks ago over the course of 2 days and its all that i can think about. saw is my roman empire, my lifeline, my one true love. if i could propose to a film series it would be saw. saw is my father, my son, and my holy spirit all in one.

thinking about him rn. thinking so many thoughts. i need him pregnant by midnight.

i started having hot flashes on the toilet and concluded im either ill, menopausal, or in heat over hoffy.

also ive seen someone refer to the glass coffin as hoffs "barbie box" and i cannot get it off my mind. its so fitting. hes my barbie girl in a barbie world. id love to brush his hair, undress him anywhere. life in plastic truly is fantastic.

(i posted this on my bulletins and thought it was hilarious so now im blogging it so it will be permenant)  

if youre into saw PLEASE add me UGHHHH