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wow we have so much in common USERNAME! we could be best friends! you just have to fit my criteria first, shave off a little of that, add a little of this, change your clothes... you're still not the perfect shape, but it's okay, i love you anyway! we'll have so much fun together! all you have to do is stop listening to that band i hate and quit drawing those gross monsters... it'll be worth it though, because i'm just the best friend ever and i'd never ask anything from you! hey, didn't i tell you to quit drawing those monsters? they just look so ugly. i don't like them. hey, why can't i see your sketchbook, was it something i did? ugh, you're so rude. this is why nobody likes you! hey, where are you going?! oh i get it, you're tired of me now... it's okay, everyone leaves me eventually... hey, stop walking away! i thought we were friends, you freak! fuck you, you're such a TWO-FACED SELFISH BITCH!