Trigger'n Figure'n, Innit? (Explicit, tw)

Nick'n them knickers and britches
From them snigger'n bitches,
Thinkin' they're slicker'n shit;
Takin' the piss in the crick
Like their dicks're bigger'n
My itty bitty lady bits.
They'll be bicker'n with chiggers,
'Cuz they'd bid me t'git;
Lickin' me with their friggin' fists!