my hcs/ship opinions whatever idk

ok lets get some things straight fr. i am so incredibly autistic about stranger things and resident evil and im extremely petty and annoying about my opinions. so basically if u disagree with the shit i say here. i dont think we could be friends fr.

STRANGER THINGS

- my fav ships r byler, elmax, lumax, jopper, jargyle, ronance, and jancy

- ships i CANNOT stand r stobin, steddie, mileven, whatever tf billy n karen is (cant believe some of yall genuinely ship them HE WAS 17 U WEIRDOS)

- mike is transmasc and bi (hes actually me) but hes NAWT in love with el mileven shippers yall r actually crazy

- WILL IS SUCH A GOOD CHARACTER. WILL HATERS DNI U GUYS R INSANE STOP HATING ON HIM THERE LITERALLY WOULD NOT BE A SHOW WITHOUT HIM U FUCKING CRAZIES LEAVE MY SON ALONE (i dont like noah tho. 😕 just to clear that up i do NAWT agree w noahs views BUT WILL IS MY SON AND U WILL TREAT HIM WITH RESPECT)

- i dont like eddie tbh he was actually lowkey useless also mfs who think hes hot pls dont speak to me he looks like a frog AND IF U ONE OF THOSE DELUSIONAL MFS WHO THINK HES GONNA BE IN S5.. GET OUTT LMFAOOO

- bisexual robin truthers/stobin shippers LEAVE ME ALONE SHES A LESBIAN AND HES AN IDIOT THEYRE SIMPLY BEST FRIENDS AND PLATONIC SOULMATES UR ALL INSANE

- MILEVEN SHIPPWRS GO AWAY

- billy defenders. shut up. hes racist and abusive ill fucking kill u just bc hes hot doesnt mean u get to ignore the shit he pulled U WEIRDOS

- thats all i can think abt rn ill probs be adding to this shit as i think more but yeah do not talk to me if u find urself disagreeing w me. or idk maybe talk to me if u feel like arguing i guess. im moving on now

RESIDENT EVIL

- first of all. if u think leon is a cishet man kill yourself now pls and thanks. hes trans and bi because i said so.

- my fav ships r aeon, valeveira, clairejill, serennedy, chreon, nivanfield, carleon, patreon, heisenberg/me (/hj), n chrisker

- ships i cant stand! CLEON. METALTANGO. JILL/LEON. VALENFIELD. LESHLEY. LUIDA. ADA/KRAUSER (INSANE). MR X/LEON (U GOTTA BE ABSOLUTELY MENTAL TO SHIP THAT LIL BRO). WESKER/REBECCA. CLAIRE/STEVE UR ALL INSANE DONT FUCKIN TALK TO ME IF U SHIP THIS SHIT GUH

- ADA HATERS END IT ALL RN SHES NOT TOXIC SHE DOES LOVE LEON SHES NOT JUST USIJG HIM SHE WAS JUST DOING HER FUCKUBG JOB SHE CARES ABOUT HIM U GUYS DONT GET IT U JUST HATE WOMEN KILL YOURSELVES RN

- literally liek all tje women r girl kissers u cant convince me otherwise. the only man they should be in love with is ME (ada ans jill get to kiss leon and carlos respectively but other than that they all like women and me only)

- i hate krauser if u like him kill yourself thank u

- i honestly dont have much else to say abt re basically theyre all queer and i hate when lesbians get shipped with men goodbye

probs gonna add more shit to this in the future but its literlaly 3 am ive been typing this shit for like an hour im tired goodbye fags  dont talk to me if u dont have the exact same opinions as me idk (slash jay i can look past most of this ig if we dont talk abt it much but in the event that any of this is brought up u can expect me to be insane and rant about it for three hours minimum. so. this is ur warning idk)