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A survey I stole from someone...

(thank you for posting this to your bulletin ellenn_rose ;p)

1. Do you identify more with a mouse or a rat?

They both have their merits. But seeing as Skaven are my favourite bunch of madlads from Warhammer, and there are those creepy blind rat monsters from D&D called Rylkar, it has to be rats. Plus you never see mice turning themselves into rat kings.

2. If you could be a cereal, what cereal would you be?

Not much of a cereal guy tbh. I'm sure I'd be a brand banned in most first world countries for containing dangerous untested ingredients.

3. What’s your go-to “I need to cry” song?

More recently it's been Storm Maker by Troller, but if we are talking "alltime" favourite weeper anthem, maybe Suddenly by Black Rebel Motorcycle Club.

4. What’s your “I’m in a good mood” song?

Rocket Launcher by Sonic + Silver

5. What’s your favorite word?

Batrachomyomachy: A term to describe frogs and mice fighting, taken from a Homeric satirical story titled The Batrachomyomachia.

6. What’s your favorite insect?

Oh man, there's way too many! I'm a confirmed invertebrate-weirdo :p My current three favourites would have to be vinegaroons (whip scorpions, which despite their fierce appearance, are apparently good candidates for a pet arachnid), illacme plenipes (millipede species that possesses the most legs of any known animal - records account for some individuals possessing up to 750!) and hymenasters (or "snot stars", extremely gelatinous benthic starfish whose bodies will essentially dissolve into goo if removed from water).

7. What are the last 3 searches in your search history?

CDawgVA

GinjaNinjaOwO

Caustic Wound's Death Posture

(disclaimer: the last three was actually the latin names of those weird bugs I previously mentioned ;p)

8. Have you ever lied for no reason? What about?

This feels like a bit of redundant question if I'm being brutally honest. Hasn't EVERYONE lied at some point, both big and small lies?

9. If someone made a candle inspired by you, what would it smell like?

I dread to think! Old books and Febreeze probably.

10. What were the most significant toys or stuffed animals from your childhood?

When I was a toddler in the early 90's (I was born in 1987 for context) I had one of those resin dinosaurs they used to sell in places like the Early Learning Centre stores. It was a giant brachiosaurus model, a solid hunk of moulded resin that was probably about as big as I was at the time. I still have him to this day! Standing atop my socks and pants drawers, menacing all who would dare rifle through my undergarments ;3

11. Name this cat: (^._.^)ノ

Knicknacker

12. Where was your cool secret hangout spot in high school that only you and your friends went to?

If by "cool secret hangout" you mean the art class with a shelf full of those Steve Jackson & Ian Livingstone Fighting Fantasy books, and by "friends" you mean sixth-formers who were actually really nice, then this would be an appropriate answer to this otherwise entirely reasonable question ;p

13. If you could make any beverage have the same effects of plain water so you could drink it all the time without getting dehydrated or diabetes, what would it be?

Absolutely without a shadow-of-a-doubt it'd be Cherry Cola. The amount of that bullshit I drink would make exceptionally hydrated, and less prone to giant caffeine/sugar headaches.

14. Do you identify more with a gummy bear or a gummy worm? Are you sour?

Oh absolutely a gummy worm! One so sour as to be seething with palpable evil.

15. Do you remember any one specific article of clothing you had in elementary school?

Is elementary the same thing as primary school? (I'm an ignorant English yokel, please forgive me) I can't say I recall much beyond the fact we had uniforms. I dressed up as Anthony Ant for a book day once.

16. Which 2 artists do you want to see collab, even if it will probably never happen?

In my personal experience, with the kind of bands I typically listen to, collaborative projects all too often end up being self-indulgent and unfocused messes. But because the vengeful gods of the survey demands an interesting answer, lets go with 1349 and Genocide Organ.

17. Would you rather live in an giant’s ear or belly button?

Ooh! I could see myself being a giant's belly button symbiote :3

18. What’s your favorite fruit?

Blood Oranges are always good.

19. What’s the last song you listened to?

Les Jardins De Genève by Claus Comedi.


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