PEPPA PIG WANTS TO EAT ME!!!

Since Peppa started eating bacon she's been acting weird and I think she wants to try human bacon🥓.

The other day I was looking for a job and they call telling me that I was chosen for an interview, very happy i go, but Peppa Pig was THE BOSS, WHAAAATT???!!! I decided to ignore that. The interview was going well until she started saying how beautiful my hair was and how beautiful it smelled, touching my hands and then giving me a big hug... while I was shocked by the hug she whispered - How you taste, darling? WHAT IN TRILLIONS OF YEARS WAS THAT??? I ran away but she followed me home and a couple of hours later she was gone... I hope I never see her again but she's probably still here looking out the window 😩

(I ❤️ Peppa)