Silly story time

Dude, the other day, I was on the bus after hanging out with some friends, and literally, no joke, I was just talking about how one day I was probably gonna see my ex on the bus, and that would be the day that I died. Lo and behold, I get on the bus at the terminal, meaning the very first stop, so it's about 30 minutes from my stop. I will admit I may not have been sober at this moment, so it certainly didn't help. So the bus is packed, and I sit on like the last seat, and then someone comes on the bus, and I am CERTAIN it's my ex, and she stands right in front of me because that was like the only place she could stand and I am literally PISSING myself. My phone and headphones are dead; overall, I was not in for a good time. Here's the thing though, I was determined to pretend that I didn't recognize or notice her so I would be spared, so I didn't look at her. The seat next to me frees up and she sits next to me and I proceed to have the most unpleasant bus ride I have ever experienced in my life. My stop finally comes, and now I'm dreading getting off the bus because I know we have the same stop. I get off, and she doesn't so now I'm like wait a minute wtf. I look in the bus after I'm off and finally get a look at her face AND IT WAS LITERALLY LIKE A 30 YEAR OLD WOMAN. So yeah, thought that would make a fun story time.