click this if ur bored pt 2

imagine if we're supposed to sleep when the sun comes out and be awake at night

i found out recently that no choice you make is actually your own because like sure youre typing on a computer, but who made that computer and influenced you to use it? who taught you how to write? who taught you the opinion youre sharing? LIKE

go drink water

do people actually like sparkling water... like unflavored sparkling water? im geniunely sure nobody actually likes sparkling water and theyre faking it

the internet is so weird like i could be browsing google for brownie recipes and get a random reddit post from 8 years ago about how a guy killed his grandma using brownies or shoved 30 of them up his ass and has 4 days to live now

i dont mean to sound like an edgelord when i say this next part but death is kind of weirdly cool to me, by that i mean what happens AFTER death like im an atheist so i mostly believe in the reincarnation theory... but im most certain its just a black void 4ever so... yikes

being cringe is fun

i kinda wanna have a child and then lock it in a basement and then teach it a language only me and it know and then when its 18 i'll take it out into the real world and go to like a really crowded football game or something so its really loud and bright and overwhelming so my child will have a panic attack, but the secret language i taught the child was actually just saying a stupid word over and over in a different tone of voice so it'll just have a panic attack and be screaming something stupid like "MAXIMUM ATOMIC RADIOACTIVE BOMB IN A TOTE BAG" or something idfk

people who make "hot takes" and its just stuff like "racism is bad" YEAH NO SHIT SHERLOCK

thats it bye