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One day a boy named Elchambas was bored in his bed and he went to the bathroom and said onion 3 times.
-onion
-onion -onion
After saying that he felt something in his body.
It hurt more and more and I say
. oh no brother!!!!
and turned into an onion.
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Marshmallow_Fluff
And I assumed you've recovered the latter manuscripts written by his own hand after such events?
"For indeed, did I wallow in mine own grief. Wherefore, barely an utterance did I commit to the endurance of life, until of course, did I ask the question, what hath sent me here to this prison of a mental state and of the inward soul. Therefore, I wandered through the bowels of indoor plumbing, surely did I squeeze myself past thousands of homes, finally freeing myself to the waters of the deep, wherefore I did see the sunlight reflecting in the waters and learned of life's true beauty, corrupted yes, but beautifully broken nonetheless.
Closing my eyes, if any visible form should have reflected on mine face could indicate so, I whispered from the soul a mighty cry of 'noino, noino, noino' to the heavens who hath sent me here that I may cherish my existence, and indeed, did heaven return to answer me, now a cold body bobbing amongst the waters, the scent of my previous form mine to bear in remembrance forever."
alphapirats
based on real events XD