Writevember #18 weird dream

Hey guys I just woke up a couple minutes ago here’s me weird dream. 

It started with my 10 year old boy neibour who doesn’t exist throwing falcon eggs over my house in an attempt to grow baby falcons as revenge but they all cracked and were full of yolk. Then he got a bunch of other little kids to come into my backyard and start spraying at the house with power hoses. I came out to be like what the fuck!!! And they sprayed me and it hurt. Then there was a kid running around with a chainsaw. Then I noticed there was a bomb attached to one of my walls inside. I took it off and threw it away and it was attached to a red heart shaped balloon so it floated upwards and exploded. Then these two stupid hoes came into my house and one of them peed on my sink. I tried reasoning with them. I was in hysterics I was like why are you doing this. They basically said they got invited by my neibour boy to come fuck up my house as bad as possible for fun. I never found out what I did to deserve it. Then there was a dance in the town square performed by the Sheridan interior design program, (I opted out) where my classmates were basically back up dancers for this ai generated ballerina that was huge and balloon like.