hihi!!! ermehmhmenme,,, i like fnaf a lot and i dont wanna annoy my friends about it so im gonna annoy spacehey about it! im just gonna rant about like, everything that comes to mind, and im very unorganized so shits just gonna be all over the place...... anyways enjoy if anyones even reading this!
okay so first thing i wanna talk about is character stereotypes in the fandom, especially with the aftons! the most common 1983 afton family stereotype ive seen is michael being the asshole badboy that somehow has impeccable rizz, william being stoic and cold, elizabeth being obsessed with william and trying to copy him while also being his complete opposite, and cc being a little boy who cant stop crying because of the constant torment going on in his life. i personally hate the william and michael 1983 stereotype! michael in MY interpretation or however the fuck u spell it is like... the wannabe cool guy who is just awkward and coughs like crazy whenever he tries to smoke a cigarette with his friends. he has absolutely NO rizz whatsoever, last time he tried to flirt with a girl he fumbled so hard.... hes so loserboy<333 and for william, i think hes just a goofy guy!! like, hes the most fucking cartoony murderer ever, he giggles so hard whenever he gets to wear his springbonnie suit like?? and hes so dramatic about everything, like whenever michaels like "UGHH DAD IM NOT DOING THE FUCKING DISHES" williams like "OOHHH i guess ill have to take away your.... *snatches foxy mask fast and lifts it up next to his face* ...FOXY MASK!!1!!1! *dramatic gasp of terror*" u guys need to have fun with ur williams!! he has SILLY GUY POTENTIAL!! next stereotype i wanna talk about is 1987 michael! this is when he starts trying to find william! most people like to make him take a turn from being a badboy to a soft boy, and it makes me SO FUCKING MAD... like. i guess i can kinda see where ur coming from. but he would be an ASSHOLE!!! when i think of 1987 michael afton i think of a lil shithead who hates everyone!! but he has like.. a soft spot!!
NEXT THING I WANNA TALK ABOUT IS VANESSA. ohhhmygod, she had SO MUCH MISSED POTENTIALLLL NOOOO..... when i first played security breach in 2021 i was so dissappointed to see they didnt do shit with vanny's character... all she did was prance around and lock you in a room?? like??? the fuck??? they couldve done so much with her character!! and her lore isnt like, ANYWHERE in security breach!! i was expecting them to do her justice since we played as her in help wanted and saw a bit of her lore, or at least how she started getting important in the lore, but security breach didnt do shit with her character and just put her in a skin-tight bunnysuit WHICH I CAN ONLY ASSUME WAS FOR FANSERVICE CAUSE THEY ALSO MADE HER THICK AS HELL!!!!!!!! BUT THE FNAF MOVIE DEFINITELY DID HER JUSTICE LIKE <333333333 SHE WAS SO GIRLBOSS AND HER BEING WILLIAMS FUCKING DAUGHTER?!?!?!? SOOO GOOD... SOSOSOSOOOOO GOOOODDDDD AAAHHHH TY BLUMHOUSE ILYYYYY
next is security breach! i know most of the fandom despises security breach, and tbh, i kinda hate it too, BUTTTTTT my fav character of all time (glamrock chica!!) is in it SOOOOOO i wanna talk about its positive traits! i actually love the whole vibe of it! i love how the whole pizzaplex looks straight outta the 80s, its sososo fitting<333 and can i just say the voice acting for the characters was AMAZING, like, their voices fit them so well??? while the game isnt really scary, its pretty fun! but, im gonna b honest, it doesn't have many redeeming qualities.... more missed potential :(
okay thats enough fnaf ranting for tonight! ty for reading!
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🦇 GothVamp 🦇(autoplay)
Aye, I just read your rant, and I agree alot w the last point, like everyone was so hyped for Vanny and yet she only had 2 minutes of screen time?!
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HOLY SHIT SOMEONE ACTUALLY READ IT ILY!!! /P ALSO RIGHT?!?!? like. it was so underwhelming i was genuinely so dissappointed
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