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Do you subscribe to the clown commandments, or are you a fake clown? You can use this simple worksheet to determine if you are a true clown or not. I have pre-marked my responses.
- I keep my behavior in good taste while in costume. - Yes / No
- I strive to provide clean, positive child-focused comedy. - Yes / No
- I only make jokes at my own expense, never others'. - Yes / No
- I apply my makeup and costume professionally. - Yes / No
- I remain anonymous while in makeup and costume. - Yes / No
- I don't drink, smoke, or do drugs while in costume. - Yes / No
- I don't drink prior to showing up at events in costume. - Yes / No
- I maintain gentlemanly/ladylike/etc. conduct in costume. - Yes / No
- I do not tolerate any discrimination or sexual harassment. - Yes / No
- I never act detrimentally to the good name of clowning. - Yes / No
- I change into street clothes as soon as possible after events. - Yes / No
- I abide dutifully by the rules of my producer and the venue. - Yes / No
- I maintain a high standard of looks, behavior, and comedy. - Yes / No
- I make an effort to appear in as many shows as is feasible. - Yes / No
- I commit to making a positive atmosphere for other clowns. - Yes / No
Tally up your score and see where you rate. There's no shame in coming up short as long as you are committed to bettering your clowning at the end of the day.
- 0-20: Non-Clown
- 21-40: Sloppy Clown
- 41-60: Struggling Clown
- 61-80: Aspiring Clown
- 81-100: True Clown
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