mall post

i went to the mcmotherfucking mall today, and by today i mean like one, two hours ago. i bought those flannel pajama pants 'cause i saw this one tumblr post of dave homestuck wearing them with a joke about how people who're good at sex or are sex havers wear them so i bought them for the funny (yes, i'm a sheep person, deal with it *sunglases*) and cause i'm a sex haver who has sex with meny men everyday multiple times said day. i also bought some cozy as fuck sweaters and jeans.
tangent, man, i dunno wtf happened to the video game store in my mall, like most of it's just game merch and they don't even have a shelf for ps5 and series x games. they have a wall that's just fucking funko pops. who the fuck even likes those, all i see is people complaining about how shit they are. man, i wish we in czechland had actual proper real-ass vinyl figures that you don't need to import. damn
anyways, then i went to the hardware store and found this badass fucking skeleton pot.
https://imgur.com/gallery/tc11Jb3https://imgur.com/gallery/tc11Jbi also saw those biga ass buddha pots. do buddhists actually buy those? who actually is like "lemme plant some shit in the head of my messiah" like imagine if we did that with jesus. i also wanted to say what if we did that with mohamed, but i'm pretty sure that's against regulation.
anyways, see you later fuckos, i got some sweet men to fuck (joke).