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I (15 male) was playing fortnite with my friends and this little bitch (8 male) built some bull shit tower on me and clipped my ass. i immediately tracked that kids ip down and got a flight to his house. I locked his parents in their bedroom and went to the kids room with a comically large pair of pliers. i then, one by one, ripped out the fingernails off of his grubby little hands and threw him out of the second story window. Am i the asshole?
AITA for ripping out a kids fingernails cuz he clipped me in fortnite
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toby
This does not change the fact that in Antarctica there are 21 million penguins and in Malta there are 502,653 inhabitants. So if the penguins decide to invade Malta, each Maltese will have to fight 42 penguins.
this coment had more effects on my life then i woiuld expect and now i know goku penguin would defeat the soviet union
by toby; ; Report
reluctantfollower_
nta, should’ve ripped out his toenails too
★SILAS☆SLAUGHTERHOUSE★
NTA I would’ve reacted the same way
†★satanic scum★‽
Still alive? Why if he follows it I should thank you
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Still alive? Why if he follows it I should thank you
†★satanic scum★‽
Still alive? Why if he follows it I should thank you
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Still alive? Why if he follows it I should thank you
riv
NTA. he's the asshole what a dumb kid
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Absolutely not, that child should know better smh
BIVE
hes the asshole tbh
ren vulp styler
nah this is completely justified
𝜗𝜚 ┈ 𝐦edicalia . ( declining all frqs )
YTA fuck you my fingers and my body as a whole hurt now because you threw me out of the fucking second story window
𝜗︎ ﹒ soapi / saeri
nta divorce
Marry the mom
by goldie ♡; ; Report
Ray
NTA u were only doing whats best for you man if you were a real asshole you wouldve killed the damn kid so if you rlly think about it the kid in the wrong for even cliping ur ass if the 1st place he shouldve thought of that before he did it! DUH!
『A』『R』『I』
nah he deserved it, but why are you playing build mode dude ? Building is for sweaty little assholes who are bad at video games. like REALLY bad at video games. Why else would they need building. Play no build like a real gamer
Silly
NTA should've known who he was messing with
supapollo75
ok and?
Joeyrony
This is Spacehey not Reddit. For better test results go there.
Kara✮
NTA. he learned a valuable life lesson that day that he can write back to celestia about
i giggled at this
by ejaball ദ്ദി( ˉ͈̀꒳ˉ͈́; ; Report
thx i worked rly hard
by Kara✮; ; Report
LMAO PLEASEEE
by 『A』『R』『I』; ; Report
lecarltonwubz
this is so dope