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top 10 inedible things ive eaten as a child

DISCLAIMER: DO NOT EAT ANY OF THE THINGS THAT ARE LISTED. THEY ARE NOT EDIBLE. I WAS JUST A DUMB KID.


10. Glass Shards

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very crunchy, but i was always worried that id break my teeth. not that itd potentially cut my throat open from the inside, no no. i was worried itd hurt my teeth.

1/10 overall


9. Grass

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not that flavorful tbh, it was kinda a last resort for me if i needed to nom on something.

2/10 overall


8. Staples

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i liked bending them into little balls with my teeth before swallowing them. id choke on them sometimes tho.

4/10 overall


7. leaves

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depending on the leaf, it was either really tasty or really bland. sometimes there were very tiny bugs on them too. i only noticed the bugs occasionally.

5/10 overall


6. Paper

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i liked to rip off a piece of paper and put it in my mouth just to let it melt on my tongue. sometimes the paper was sour too.

5/10 overall


5. Wood Pencils

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when i say i ate every piece of the pencil, i mean EVERY PIECE. id eat the eraser, the lead, the metal piece, even the wood. id devour the whole damn pencil.

6/10 overall


4. Colored Pencils

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same as the wooden pencils, id eat the whole thing. id even snag bites of the box. my teachers would get mad at me bc so many of their colored pencils would disappear when i had them.

6/10 overall


3. Crayons

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just like the pencils and colored pencils, id eat every part of the crayons. id eat the wrappers like paper then bit into the crayon part like it was a carrot. itd always get on my teeth tho. the flavor was delicious.

8/10 overall


2. Pebbles

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id honestly just pick them up and swallow them like pills. didnt even bother to wash them. just popped them in my mouth.

9/10 overall


1. Dandelion Stems

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when i tell you that those stems were the most delicious inedible thing ive ever eaten, i mean it. those stems were so good bro. whenever i saw a dandelion, id blow the white pieces off, break off the part the white parts connected to, then id SHOVE the stem down my throat like it was my lifeline. absolutely SCRUMPTIOUS.

10/10 overall

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honorable mentions (aka stuff i forgot abt until after i made this):

  • coins
  • fish food
  • plastic
  • playdoh
  • sand
  • orbeez
  • my hair
  • my fingernails + toenails
  • dried nail polish
  • marker ink


moral of the story: idk how im still alive


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Marshmallow_Fluff

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What an accomplished resume.

Personally, I swallowed a penny while attempting to flip it with my mouth.


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oh yeah i forgot i ate coins sometimes too

by lero ᓚᘏᗢ; ; Report

HOW ARE YALL STILL ALIVE

by meldrawzmoonz☆*:・゚; ; Report

I DONT KNOW

by lero ᓚᘏᗢ; ; Report

I USED TO DO THIS TOO OMG !!!! I'D TRY TO CLEAN THEM WITH MY TOUNGE IT WAS THE BEST PASS TIME WHEN I WAS A KID !!!

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