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sand - 9/10 crunchy but also hard to get OUT ur mouth
pool/river water - 2/10 hurts my throat also the thoughts that piss is in there grosses me out
pennies - 9/10 taste but i havent SWALLOWED one since i was like 4
playdoh - 7/10 havent done this since i was like 8 but from what i remember it was tasty tbh
2 seperate stress ball thingies - both 9/10 before the popped but the orbeez once was a 1/10 after popped, easy to clean up atleast but the slime one stained my sheets and almost went down my throat -10/10
the collars of my shirts - 7/10 fun but i literally had to get new clothes in pre-k cuz i would chew thru them
strands of my hair - 5/10 sometimes strands almost choke u also ur hair looks weird after
sticky notes - 3467/10 so good yumyum i still do this actually fantastic
markers - 5/10 love the taste but they stop working in like 2 seconds
an ant. pretty sure those r edible but still - -3/10 could b worse but it was INSIDE MY PISTACHIO. FUCK OFF.
eraser - 10/10 fun to chew on + doesnt strangle me !!
pencils/pens/ect - 8/10 fun to chew on but not tasty (ive tried)
nail polish - 12454/10 dry, so good but 8/10 wet, it stings a little
char from my candle that got on my hands - 8/10 not very much taste but the texture is nice
jello lip glosses - 100543534/10 OMG SO GOOD
regular blood - 7/10 just tastes kinda metally
scabs / small bits of skin - 10/10 SO YUMMY
various other bodily fluids that i probably should not mention in a public blog
sketchbook paper - 7/10,, sticky notes r WAYYY better but its okay
probably more stuff i forgot
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charlie!! 🍉
i forgot about this blog omg
— airy :: wallter
if u can find any i recommend dried carpenters glue. it makes ur stomach weirdly warm 0u0
Olive!!! JSCHLATT'S #1 FAN!!!!!!
my friend accidentally ate a wasp once :3 but i've eaten lip gloss, a paperclip, a coin or two, a whole tube of bonjela, crayons and a toilet pod, mostly when i was younger though, my mum had to call 111 multiple times >w<
real
by charlie!! 🍉; ; Report
MED ♡
I ATE MY HAIR
HELP REAL
by charlie!! 🍉; ; Report
well i was more of like... chewing it but SOMETIMES i accideintally ate it
by MED ♡; ; Report
me too zomg
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mitty
lip gloss goes so hard
REAL!!!
by charlie!! 🍉; ; Report
weirdestcore
Glad I'm not the only one that ate/eats shirt collars LMAO!! They are stringy and tasty :P
Also, sand and hair are also really weird but yummy tbh mmm yum
REAL!!
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lero ᓚᘏᗢ
this list made me remember so many things i ate as a child
real
i remembered so many things MAKING this
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Anon
I am glad you are okay! I am assuming you are okay if you are alive to type this.
yes!!!! very yum
by charlie!! 🍉; ; Report
tigertorment
just a warning Lysol wipes r gross and make ur pee green
okayzies
im slightly concerned from how u figured that out
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SOL
how the hell do you eat a sticky note
when u put it in ur mouth the paper softens from the saliva and then u can get it into smaller pieces and swallow
by charlie!! 🍉; ; Report
twink behavior
by SOL; ; Report
WHAT
by charlie!! 🍉; ; Report
NikkyASadMasokisT
THE STINGZZ FROM NAIL POLISH IZ THE BEZTTT XDD
FR XD
by charlie!! 🍉; ; Report
𝙱𝙸𝙶𝙶𝙴𝚂𝚃𝚆𝙾𝚄𝚂𝙴𝚁✮
this is so weird but honestly wanna try nail polish now lmao
im not sure ur supposed to but erm! if its dry ur gonna b fine atleast
by charlie!! 🍉; ; Report
Yum
by 𝙱𝙸𝙶𝙶𝙴𝚂𝚃𝚆𝙾𝚄𝚂𝙴𝚁✮; ; Report
quackafied!! :3 🍉
u need 2 try cupcake linerz and nail polish theyre so good >_<
I FORGOT NAIL POLISHHHHH and ill keep cupcake liners in mind :3
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frank
pencils are delicious wdym
they feel like theyd give me a throat splinter
by charlie!! 🍉; ; Report
i mean they taste good i meant i wouldnt SWALLOW one
by charlie!! 🍉; ; Report
i would bite off little shards and leave the graphite
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