pros n cons about klitz (me)

(cw: nsfw, sorryyy)

credits to cory on here for original idea

pros: 

gives out forehead kisses to special peeps

will have dance parties with you

will comfort you (awkwardly, but still comforting)

cons:

will cum all over your couch if you call him klitzy in a romantic way

will explode at random times

will spray cum everywhere if you slightly touch them

will die at random moments

overuses exclamation marks