Kelli, please stop contacting me. AFter that first date I don't think i can take it anymore. First, you asked me to show you my teeth. Now you're trying to meow better than me? seriously? Be mature, Kelli. Be mature.
I’m sorry that you think so low of me. However, I would like to let you know that your negative perception of me has nothing to do with me or my actions, but rather, all about you and your insecurities. I had to have you show me your teeth as I am an aspiring dentist. How could I possibly consider a future with someone with poor enamel? It is not my fault that your cavities are numerous (and quite seductive, if you’d like to give me another chance ). It is also not my fault you can’t meow quite as loud and proud as me. Maybe, if you’d like to go on another date with me, I could teach you some of my mewing techniques.
With my best regards, and reeeeeooooowsss, Your alpha
oh darling *snarls and subtly (and cooly) shows you my claws* ... heh... you must be new here.. let's just say... the fbi doesn't stay around my house too long *laughs in an intimidating, but seductive way, like that one guy in the hunger games with the ugly drawn on beard*
Tch... I should've expected that response from such a small minded person like you... one day, like it is Sayed in the constitution, i'd like to live in a world where we are free to live as our natural, authentic smell and wave our armpits as we please. You will not survive the revolution. Take care while you can, Emily.
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mintymind
*meows better than you* heh, oopsy, i didn't mean to...
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click on that, that's me
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Kelli, please stop contacting me. AFter that first date I don't think i can take it anymore. First, you asked me to show you my teeth. Now you're trying to meow better than me? seriously? Be mature, Kelli. Be mature.
by emilystrange; ; Report
Dear Emily,
). It is also not my fault you can’t meow quite as loud and proud as me. Maybe, if you’d like to go on another date with me, I could teach you some of my mewing techniques.
I’m sorry that you think so low of me. However, I would like to let you know that your negative perception of me has nothing to do with me or my actions, but rather, all about you and your insecurities. I had to have you show me your teeth as I am an aspiring dentist. How could I possibly consider a future with someone with poor enamel? It is not my fault that your cavities are numerous (and quite seductive, if you’d like to give me another chance
With my best regards, and reeeeeooooowsss,
Your alpha
by mintymind; ; Report
leave me alone before i send the fbi to your house
by emilystrange; ; Report
oh darling *snarls and subtly (and cooly) shows you my claws* ... heh... you must be new here.. let's just say... the fbi doesn't stay around my house too long *laughs in an intimidating, but seductive way, like that one guy in the hunger games with the ugly drawn on beard*
by mintymind; ; Report
yeah, they dont stay around your house because you STINK and they CANNOT handle the absolute RANCID STENCH that comes from YOU
by emilystrange; ; Report
Tch... I should've expected that response from such a small minded person like you... one day, like it is Sayed in the constitution, i'd like to live in a world where we are free to live as our natural, authentic smell and wave our armpits as we please. You will not survive the revolution. Take care while you can, Emily.
by mintymind; ; Report
im not readin all that
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