My version of sleeping beauty

i wrote this for class and it's not the best story but it was fun to write so i figured it might be fun to read

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There once was a beautiful kingdom and in it lived a beautiful princess, Talia. One day when Talia was 15 years old she was exploring her castle while her parents were on vacation. Talia went out to the garden and found the gardener tending the plants. The gardener did not like being watched so she decided to talk to the princess, “Hello child, would you like me to show you some plants?”

“No, plants are stupid, and so is anyone who likes plants” the girl said, in a very snarky tone. This enraged the gardener, who took it personally.

“THEN WHY ARE YOU IN THE BLOODY GARDEN?!” the gardener cried, “everybody likes plants! I will not take this insult!” the gardener pushed Talia into a rosebush and Talia, being unable to stabilise herself, falls back into it and gets poked by a thorn, getting a splinter. 

“Ow! Dude!” the princess exclaimed before falling dead. 

The gardener, super freaked by accidentally killing the princess, knows she has to hide the body. She carries the girl out of the castle and wanders for a while, not knowing where to take her. After a few hours of carrying the 140 pound woman on her back, the gardener just wants to give up and turn herself in, knowing she’d be executed, but she finds an abandoned house and she can’t believe her luck. She takes the girl into the house and lays her down on the bed as if she were sleeping. The gardener hurries back to the castle and acts as if nothing happened.

The kingdom is devastated by the missing princess and begin the search immediately. Unfortunately they don’t find the girl. Assuming a neighboring kingdom kidnapped her they go to war with the other kindom. The war is going well, not for Talia’s kindom of course, they lose. Fortunately Talia’s house comes out mostly unscathed, only a little singed, while the rest of the kindom is basically a pile of ash. 

Years pass, and Talia lay there, as if locked in time. One day, the king from the pyromaniac kingdom is out, riding his horse. He gets lost and by chance he happens apon a house. He knocks on the door, hoping to get directions or to ask for somewhere to stay for the night. The king, ever impatient, got tired of knocking and decided to just walk in. He searched for the house’s owner, deciding it was uninhabited until he went into the bedroom and found a beautiful young girl, decidedly a teenager. He pulled off her blankets and… well you know the story… once he was finished he decided that he did not want to be around when she woke up so he was on his way.

Months later, Talia’s body produces two beautiful babies. They cried for hours, hungry, before deciding they were going to get no food so they started to search for it, sucking on their mother wherever they could. One of the children sucked the splinter out of their mother and she woke up, disoriented. 

Talia sat up in bed and saw the two children and decided that they were definitely not hers, she didn’t remember having kids. She picked up the blobs of flesh and carried them outside to look for their parents, but finding nothing. She decided that, it couldn’t hurt to take care of a few babies until their parents turned up. And he did, a few weeks later, the king returned and was delighted to find that Talia was awake. He told her what had happened and what he did, expecting her to be happy, for some reason.

“Uhm.. I’m a kid.” she says, disgusted. The king knew this of course, she doesn’t exactly look mature.

“Yes i know, but this is a fantasy story originally written in 1634 so that doesnt matter,” he reasons, “and you’re supposed to be happy, don’t you want kids?”

“No I really don’t, I’m 15.” she states bluntly, as if it’s obvious, “take them. I dont want them. This one is Sun, and that one’s Moon.” she says, pointing at the kids. Defeated, the king takes the kids home, hoping to not get yelled at too badly by his wife.

“WHAT?!” the shriek could be heard throughout the palace, “you cheated on me! With a child!!!!!” The queen could not believe her love would do something like that. She knew she was young when they had gotten married but at least she was of age, she never imagined that he would do something like this. “Go get her. I need to speak with her.”

A few hours later the king returned with the young girl and then he was promptly sent to jail, because in this very cool kingdom any sexual crime against a minor and/or the dead is punishable by death, both of which Talia was at the time. The queen invites Talia to dinner and has the appropriately paid servants go prepare a room for Talia, seeing as Talia’s kingdom went up in flames. The Queen decided to adopt Sun and Moon because she wants kids and they grow to be very happy little girls, knowing Talia as their sister. And they all live happily ever after, The End.