shower thoughts （づ￣3￣）づ╭❤️～

 Turtles can never have sleepovers because they always sleep at home.

 Why aren't iPhone chargers called Apple juice?

 If tomatoes are fruit, then ketchup is jam.

Your first birthday is technically your second birthday

 What if déjà vu is just you losing a life and starting again at the last checkpoint?

untill we meet agai!!