store funsies

My friend (@♰ 𝖈𝖆𝖘𝖘 ♰) and I met up at an arcade and then we went to a cool boutique/thrift shop, and it was really... special. We walked in and saw some super fun earrings, like there were these big denture earrings and some earrings that said "FUCK" inside of a heart. There were also really gothic crosses (Cass got those they looked so good), and a bunch of other extremely aesthetically pleasing things in there. Then, we saw a couple pairs of........... interesting shaped earrings. So, I was like, "Cass, these look like butt plugs!" 

Cass saw a little switch on one and turned it on, and IT STARTED VIBRATING! AND WE TURNED IT AROUND AND IT SAID "VIBRATOR". The store had earrings of these and A FUCKING KEYCHAIN JUST OUT IN THE OPENNNNNNN...! And the jewelry was like on the check out counter, so the cashiers could hear our immature giggling at the butt plug earrings, so that was embarrassing.

Then, we went to the back of the store to look at some clothes, and we saw these cool belts and I said, "OOH- I could hit someone with this!" AND THERE WAS THIS GIRL BEHIND CASS AND I WHO WAS JUST LIKE, "I can respect that..." and walked away, smiling. I LAUGHED MY FUCKING ASS OFFFFFGHJKLOKJHGFYUIGLH:J"K I WAS SO EMBARRASSED. I also thought maybe they thought I meant it sexually or something, I dunno I have really intrusive thoughts lol.

So yeah... Cass and I went back up to the counter and Cass bought the cross earrings and that was cool and then they had to go, but now that boutique is like my fave place. I fucking love my town it's so cool.