zaysmike's got some opps >:)

hello everyone, this is ztrnpb reporting a problem with zaysmike. what's happening is that zaysmike's opps are trying to get him!!

we are here at north dakota and the problem is starting to get serious..

the CORN OPPS is coming onto him!!!! they want to 'get rid' of him, if you catch my drift.

we need your help to take down this incredibly dangerous opps!! the corn opps have really dangerous corns!! if you ever come around here, be sure not mess around with them, because you're gonna get in a BIG TIME trouble.

by hurting zaysmike, you hurt the Tangiers Casino also. we cannot let this happen anymore!! help zaysmike and help us too!!!

we will keep this blog updated as things develop

'I'll kindly ask you to get your feet off my field.', said Sam 'Ace' Rothstein upon being questioned whether the corn opps could stay in his territory or not!

september 4th, 2024...

the last report was.. god knows how long ago... we have yet to stop the burger...

HEEELLLLOOOOOOOOOOO DAKOTANSSSS!!!!! we have an UPDATE on the ZAYSMIKE!!!! situation... woah...

zaysmike is now more known as... gulp..

MUHAMMADZAYD ZAYVION!!!

welp, he is still the same epic guy! anyways.

corn opps.. NEUTRALIZED!!! BOOOOYAHH!!!

the corn opps is DEAD!!!