DP Suffers From Seasonal Allergies (but in Australia!)

What is up my Deadpoolians! Poolies? Whatever! I'm back, blogging away! Did ya miss me? Please don't answer that. Not even the official Spacehey account and that An dude follow me. Become my first follower today to win.... this KFC wipe packet! Anyways.... I've decided to take a trip down under! I'm disappointed to see absolutely nobody wearing those dangly cork hats. I'm even more disappointed to find that the air here has triggered my hayfever, big time. You'd think that the whole healing factor thing would mean I could avoid such trivial afflictions.... Sigh, woe is me...

If anyone who lives here has the house address for one Mr Hugh Jackman, pretty please I.M. me! I will trade you for 1 (one) free kill! Got an annoying ex? Need a rich relative to die under mysterious circumstances? Ol' Pooly has got you covered! Ehem... Went infomercial mode there. Whoops. But, the offer remains. 

This is DP, signing off for now!