Deadpool: DP Conquers the Interwebs!

wuh-hey! I decided to take a break from being the world's hottest hitman-for-hire (and editing my pages on the marvel fandom wiki- those hicks never seem to believe me when I tell them I have insider info and a juicy scoop) to explore the wonderful world of early web revival social medias!

I am posting this from the mustiest hotel room in the nine realms, recovering from a traumatic experience!!!!!!! The bodega down the street was playing Mariah Carey. It's November. Not even late November. Barely even mid-November. And look, I appreciate a heartfelt ballad about the holiday season as much as the next deep, misunderstood, hashtag relatable anti-hero with a tragic backstory... but c'mon, November? Mariah if you see this I love you please call me back but christ.

Alas, I'll lament this reminder of the unrelenting passage of time by curing up on this skank ass hotel couch (not the bed, I feel like that has slightly more jizz residue, even though I'm sure the number here is non-zero) and playing Hello Kitty: Big City Dreams on my custom Hello Kitty 3DS. Curb your jealousy. I even DoorDash'd some spicy, spicy beans and my digestive tract has never hated me more.  

That's enough about me for now. Don't want to waste all my good material on the first blog entry. Here's to Scully, the bodega cat with the weird ass name, and to the unmarked number calling me. Raincheck, HK, your big city dreams must wait. Can't a man get some peace?