New Splatfest theme sucks

I am for this blog ignoring the fact that they are bringing back Regional fests.

I am upset with the fest the rest of us got. What is your go to way to greet people 

but like does anyone hug people as a greeting? I would scream if someone hugged me randomly, for two reasons

1 Stranger Danger

2 Sir or madam you are far too close to my earbuds. I hope you like KoRn.

and I just don't like physical contact in general so like I don't feel included in the group of people for this fest. I feel left out....I liked the fests when they were silly little things, like Splatoween or the flavor fests. I don't know if I want to participate here.

Sidenote: I don't like people touching me because I am autistic, and one of my special interests is KoRn that's where that comment came from.

I don't think I'm alone in not knowing what team to pick because I just don't like physical contact for reasons stated above, but I know other people don't like physical contact for a ton of other reasons. I'm not angry because I understand that this game is aimed at a younger audience and not adults like me. I just wish the fests didn't get so uberspecific.