College is exactly like what people tell you it is

My teachers are constantly late, or will just decide there is no class that day. Math sucks.

 My professor just said some CEO guy has a punchable face (rightly so, the guy does) and told us about drugs and mattress stores.

 Obviously, the work is stressful but the actual classes are great sometimes lmao. I'm gonna update with random things that happen/have happened around campus that I think is funny

1. The person in front of me was watching Markiplier during lecture to focus like those subway surfer videos xD
2. My cloud professor sent us an announcement saying that class was cancelled for the day because he was sick and when we returned the next class he said he just got lazy since there was no new material that week
3. My composition professor is an obvious ex-tumblr user like he cannot hide it!!!
4. A classmate said it would be really easy for me to choose a topic for our project because I am a minority (???)
5. In my class that is on the 7th floor, a huge ass bird landed on the ledge of the window and we stared each other for a few seconds and then he flew off :> 
6. My math prof made an intro with "money money money" by ABBA for our personal finance unit 
7. This one isn't funny tbh (joking kinda) but literally every guy in my classes with really sick hair decided to cut it all off for whatever reason this week?? LIKE YOU LOOKED SO GOOD WHY DID YOU DO THATTTT D:
8. Update: I had a thing/canon wlw event with a girl in my class.
9. "Alpha males" and like hustle dudes are SO annoying and you can really tell they think they can get shit just because they want it?? 
10. We had a fire scare and all had to evacuate. Turns out someone was just vaping in the bathroom. Firefighter was FED UP and told us to quote, "Stop fucking vaping in the damn bathrooms"
11. almost 30 year old man tried to get coffee w me, almost every semester

I'll update more later :>