My igloo 🔥👩‍🦯

So today I was walking outside it the little house I built out of snow then all of a sudden I see a bear standing on its legs 🧍🏻‍♀️. I said under my breath “hey girly, I don’t wasn’t to hurt feeling but you need to go”. The bear starts walking towards me still on its two legs. My mind was racing until Alice Cullen ate the bear and we started dating 😩! The end