against protocol

"i came back from a bathroom break, and then I looked at my desk and there was no stapler there and you know- cuz you know i-i thought somebody took it and i saw craig running through the hallway so i chased him down- i chased him down and i like thr*w him on the ground and started h**ting him- and i like put the stapler in his eye like 40 times and then don't- don't take my goddamn stapler. DONT TAKE MY DAMN STAPLER"

"...real quick, you wanna tell me why you took his stapler? do you wanna tell me why you took his stapl- no? well-well you don't do that! you know that's against protocol you're disgusting! you're a disgrace, you're terrible, you should- you should be s**t!"

"CRAIG! CRAIG! GET BACK HERE RIGHT NOW! STOP TRYING TO RUN FROM ME YOU PIECE OF S*** IM GONNA B**T THE S*** OUT OF YOU! YOU TOOK MY STAPLER"