GHOST HEADCANNONS!

Ghost Headcannons because why not?

-Has a black cat.

-Plays nintendo switch games all day.

-BRO IS NOT LEAN. HE HAS A DAD BOD BUT STRONG IDC.

-Bro has body hair, LOTS. SHAVING IS FOR THE WEAK.

-Has dad music taste.

-Takes photos of rocks and things he finds all the time.

-GAY GFRYFG

-Hes always cold so he has little hand warmer packets in his gloves :)

-GIRL DAD. I DONT CARE.

-Makes too many empty threats.

-...Abandonment issues.

-Active romcom enjoyer.

-Hides in dark corners and scares recruits.

-Listens to Lady Gaga too much.

-Literally the best cook ever.

-Eats ice cream. Not like two scoops, the whole thing.

-Plays cooking mama, subway surfers, and candy crush.

-Has the most groundbreaking, skull shattering, teeth clattering, throat breaking, old ass man cough.

-Eats every individual skittle, while Soap shoves the entire pack into his mouth and smacks LOUD AS HELL.

-Lets Soap color in his tattoos.

-Has a keychain of a bar of soap.

-Says "KYS" all the time to Johnny, but Soap finds it funny.

-Mocks Soaps Scottish accent, Soap mocks his British accent.

-100% still has a tamagotchi pet.

-Does the knife game, all the time, scares the shit outta Johnny. (Hes good with his hands guys)

-Ghost: Calls Johnny a Lepechaun

-Soap: Reminds him that the Queen died.

-Knows "DELI" and "Barbie world" by heart.

-Would dress as Ryan Gosling for Halloween if given the chance.

-Laughs like a broken spraybottle.

-Listens to Mitski

-Likes Soaps accent. Maybe too much.

-..I had to slip in my trans ghost headcannon here somewhere.

-Rolls his eyes in the most dramatic way ever

-Bothers Soap by hiding his things for like 2 days and then puts it back where it originally was and gaslights Soap into believing nothing happened.

-Has scars

+Bonus to the one above, Soap kisses them.

-Screams internally whenever Soap calls him "Riley" or "Simon"

-Bro has to be pushing 50 idc

-loves kids

-does NOT WEAR HIS MASK ON DEPLOYMENT

-attention whore

-hates physical touch from anybody other than soap bc of trauma!

-likes having his back and chest scratched

-likes silent bonding time

-insomniac.

-sleeps on his back

-LIGHEST SLEEPER EVER.

-soap helps him dye his hair because he is aging.

-goes to sleep early

- extremely short attention span when it doesnt come to milita work