game is an 8/10 right off the rip.

just getting that over with so i can get to the MEAT of this review

50 dollars for the game is honestly pretty generous by nintendo, unless that was exclusive to my countrys local currency. i cant imagine that being the case, as nintendo seems to be bent on making as much money as possible, but correct me if im wrong.

anyway, its fun, if you threw away your joycon straps youre kinda fucked though

if you did that shit youre a bitch by default, wario does not approve of your dumb ass

right, motion controls work great because theyre not the 'point at the screen' type of motion controls like the wii, but more the 'keeping track of your body' motion controls, like the xbox kinect but not shit.

i had fun with it, thats all that matters. its way easier than its wii prequel, mostly due to the motion controls being good this time, but also because you get infinite retries if youre bad at video games and lose all your lives, but not even a blind chimpanzee would be able to fail that badly at this game.

alright, i dont know what else to say so thats gonna be it for issue number one

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