FNAF MOVIE!!! (spoilers) (nov 4th 2023)

5/10 (tony crynight was better)

EDIT: im gonna do an update later bc im gonna rewatch the movie soon maybe <3

not trying to be rude but this movie was not very good at all, like for the quality of fnaf it should've been way better also they shouldn't even be trying to advertise it as a horror movie :(

like I understand that the books, the video games and the movie are all different universes but there was a lot of plot holes and there was literally no plot, I would rather just watch over dramatic gameplay. 

BUT i did jump a couple of times, but not as much as i thought considering the fnaf games make me jump so bad so i expected the movie to have more jumpscares :( cuz the 2 balloon boy ones scared the shit out of me and the kid with his eyes bleeding in the dream and when the first kid slashed at mike bc it was unexpected.

I laughed when foxy killed that one guy bc they took the game jumpscare sound so it was funny :3

but tbh the movie was just really random and i think it was directed at the new audience rather tan the old fans :(

anyways bonnie was my favorite bc hes always been my favorite as a kid (other than the paper pals) even tho when i play fnaf 1 i say i hate him but hes just a little guy yk???

GOOD SCENES: 

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• coryxkenshin
  
• MatPat
  
• Matthew Lillard
• Josh Hutcherson
• the credits
• when vanessa got shot (I hated her so much)
• the foxy jumpscare sound
• the guy in the theater at the end that said "that movie was ass"
• carl
• the balloon boy scenes (they were funny even tho bb can literally kill himself >_<)

ALSO OMG WHEN WE WERE GETTING OUT TICKETS I SAID I WAS 13 SO I COULD GET IN CHEAPER BUT FNAF IS PG 13 SO I HAD TO TELL THEM I LIED AND THEN I DON'T CARRY ID AROUND AND HAD TO CALL MY MOM TO GET ME A PICTURE OF MY BIRTH CERTIFICATE AND MY VACCINATION BUT I NEED A PHOTO ID SO I HAD TO USE MY SCHOOL ID WHICH I HAD TO SEARCH FOR IN MY SNAPCHAT MEMORIES AND I HAD TO SHOW THEM EVERYTHING THROUGH MY PHONE BC I DON'T CARRY ID ON ME :( WE HAD TO GO TO THE COUNTER SO MUCH CUZ THE FIRST TIME WE TRIED TO GET TICKETS CHEAPER THEN THEY TOLD US WE NEEDED AN ADULT AND THEN I HAD TO CALL MY MOM FOR ID BC THEY DIDNT BELIEVE ME THEN I TOLD THE TRUTH AND THEN WE FINALLY GOT OUR TICKETS AND THEN WE HAD TO GO BACK TO GET POPCORN AND A DRINK AND THE STUPID FUCKING THEATER WE WENT TO WAS SO FUCKING OVERPRICED I SPENT $36 FUCKING DOLLARS FOR POPCORN A SMALL DRINK AND A TICKET >:(

it was so embarrassing i actually almost started crying im actually never going back to that theater, like never again idc what movie it is or who im going with i will never step foot in there ever again

but we saw some people we knew there and got to shop with them afterwards and talk with them after the movie ^^

at least i have popcorn left over

my favorite bonnie will always be withered bonnie :3

if u didnt know who the paper pals here they r :(