>be me

>go and get some pop tarts (1 pack)

>put pop tarts in the toaster

>decide to take them out early bc every single pop tart you had where you waited for them to pop out natuarlly has been burnt

>check pop tarts

>decide you need to wait for a few more seconds

>first one comes out just fine

>second is hard

>you notice second one is on fire

>yell for mom

>mom keeps slapping toaster(that is now on fire) with a towel

>mom yells at you to get Tita pi (my aunt)

>mom and Tita pi are panicking

>your panicking while doing that scared/nervous laugh

>get banned from using the toaster

>you reading this right now relizes that it was all based on a true story that happened to me just now