I want to learn to play the guitar :(

I have one but I cant play it. Electric. I suck so bad goddamn it, I want to have at least a few private lessons first to know if im doing things right, but i cantttttt. And my fingers are so fucking short aaaaaaaaaa the piano was much easier. Every string cuts through my fingers and it hurts, but then again I would kick so much ass if I could play. Imagine being able to play the ELECTRIC GUITAR. That would be so cool of me.

Regrettaby being cool isnt for me, neither is the electric guitar.