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So , as it says in my Blurbs , i use a wheelchair
This is cuz i was born 12 weeks early , flatlined 3 times , had holes in my head + lungs & the docs had to fix me up by pumping me full of painkillers and caffeine , cuz if i were born 1 day earlier / if i hadnt been pumped full of those things , i wouldnt have been here today
BUT ! I SURVIVED ! FUCK DEATH LOLZ !!!
However , it came w/ its cons , basically im spastic all over , but my problems primarily start from the neck down , w/ both my legs and right arm being p much unusable tho i do still feel everything , muscle cramps + back pain included , that being said , i would like to have my legs paralyzed and have my wheelchair be replaced by huge mechanical spiderlegs i can just sit between !
I mean ,, COME ON ! STAIRS + WALLS + CEILINGS WILL NO LONGER DEFY MY POWER + IMAGINE BEING ABLE TO SWING ACROSS BUILDINGS USING THE ROPES COMING FROM UR ASS CANNON , THAS SO KEWL !!! (∩˃o˂∩)♡
Anyway , im boutta spam the richest ppl on earth to go and make dis for me !!
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