"I AM LITERALLY RYAN GOSLING."
By Emmy Caddet.
I am Ryan Gosling, he is literally me.
There are many people claiming to be me on the internet. No. I am the real Ryan Gosling. I was in Drive and Barbie and Bladerunner 2049 and LaLa Land.
Now many of you do not believe me and will refer to me as "delusional". YOU ARE THE DELUSIONAL ONE I am literally Ryan Gosling. Before I show you why here is some music to get us started.
Okay.
NUMBER ONE.
I DRIVE.
I am (LEGALLY) able to drive a vechicle.
This is a reference to when I starred in Drive (2011)
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Literally me...
I even drove through a really busy city-area once. This is just like the Driver in Drive. He drove through a busy city all the time. He's just like me. Literally me.
NUMBER TWO.
-MY FRIENDS SUPPORT MY "DELUSIONS" (TRUTHS)
I HAVE COLD HARD EVIDENCE. LOOK.
NUMBER 3
I DONT KNOW HOW TO TALK TO WOMEN
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Look I know I am a woman but this is for the bit okay. Roll with me here I'm literally Ryan Gosling.
NUMBER 4
I EAT CEREAL.
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NUMBER 5
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Just pretend this is 'bout a chick
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Slip_Moth
That was you in drive!? A celebrity is on Spacehey!!!
Yes. I drive.
by Emmy Caddet; ; Report