Well Hello There!

Friendly hello hi, people of Spacehey! My name's Shane! I'm a transman, I'm 29, and I'm a proud Fictosexual. That means that I'm in love with and attracted to fictional characters instead of real people. Now I know what you're thinking: 'Isn't that just crazy fanboyism?' No, it isn't. I've been this way since I was eight years old, and it's been a very important facet of my life. Currently, I'm with three, very sweet guys, but I'll introduce them in a minute.

I'm also physically disabled thanks to a condition called Muscular Dystrophy. I've never been able to walk or feed myself, so I'm pretty high maintenance in regards to care. This doesn't mean I'm complacent, however. I have super strong feelings on certain topics pertaining to fandoms; y'all might see that eventually-- especially if the "right" words are said. But, since this is an intro post and not a discourse forum, y'all ain't gonna see it here. Speaking of strong feelings, I should probably introduce the guys that induce those feelies. *ehem*

The first of three is one I'm sure plenty of y'all have seen or at least heard of in passing. He's a sly, conniving little shit, and second in command to the massively awful, cruel, abusive Megatron. Say hello to the one, the only-- the man, the myth, the legend-- Starscream!

Now, I know some of you may be more familiar with G1 Starscream; the pitiful, blocky, American flag colored second fiddle to 80's Megatron. This isn't him. This pic is straight out of Transformers Prime, which ran from 2010 to 2013. This Starscream, voiced by none other than the voice acting legend, Steve Blum, is one of the best iterations of the seeker I have ever seen. Just look at those sleek chassis! Not to mention his gorgeously gaunt faceplate. And don't even get me started on his voice! He's the littlest of shits, and one of the hottest mechs I've ever seen in my life! Moving on!

Also hailing from Cybertron, and also getting one hell of a glow-up, is none other than the prettiest bitch at this ball: Knockout!

This sinfully red bastard has been the highlight of Prime since he first showed up in episode 10. He's the sole medic on the Nemesis, and works only for Megatron for a majority of the series. However, the job is entirely thankless (Thanks, Megs). Anyway, this flamboyant bot has a hold of my heart, just as Starscream does. His hands are skilled and steady, and I'd trust him to kiss my boo-boos. 10/10, would frag again.

And finally, we've got a big boy! A bot with a spark of gold. He's an absolute brute, a living fortress with armor thicker than my belly; everyone say hi to the lovely, strong, and true Breakdown!

*slaps his chest* This big boy can hold so much love! He may be big and scary, but he's actually super sweet when no one's watching. He frequently checks in on his comrades and does whatever he can to keep them safe. That alone is what convinced me to take a chance on him. He's literally the perfect bot for all my bodyguard/intimidation needs. However, since he'd rather be a good boy, he usually doesn't like being mean. That being said, if you mess with his loved ones, he will flatten you without hesitation.

So, that's it! That's the intro! I hope we'll be able to find some friends on here eventually! Until next time-- whenever that'll be--, I'll be seeing y'all!