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silas.. getting 2 sumthing on time ?!
(not rly)
i KNOW i said i wuz gonna do this a few days ago but im DUMB nd closed it out halfway thru again LOL
NOT DOING THAT AGAIN !
neway, as (https://spacehey.com/)godhimself i will once again b answering 2 ur sins 2day
>:D
SILLY CONFESSIONS!
these confessions r lighthearted nd just 4 fun!
"HIII!! I wanna be friendz so bad... but i am 2 scared to say hi. so!!! hai!!"
- 🐾🦴 — SIMON
- 🐾🦴 — SIMON
AHH HII !! TYSM !! (⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄)
ive already msgd u ab this but i still just wanted 2 say thank u again..
ND ALSO !! IF NE1 WANTS 2 B FRIENDS W ME !! PLZ PLZ PLZ (i beg) REACH OUT !! it can just b a "hi" IDC !! i wanna talk 2 u all SO bad.. neva eva b scared 2 talk 2 me...
"I LOVE DORAEMON and mlp I need to make a crossover fic"
omg.. ur SO real 4 this. u def do need 2 make a crossover fic. nd u need 2 send it 2 me. i ALSO luv doraemon nd mlp...
wuz at a small shop once nd they had like.. doraemon hats but they were 4 V small children nd DEF wouldnt have fit me... i regret not buying 1 evryday...
"i have that high-pitched "pikmin" thingy as a vocal stim but i do not know what a pikmin even actually is"
- anonymous
U... U DONT KNOW WUT PIKMIN R???
THESE GUYS??? FROM THE GAME PIKMIN???
this is so sad i luv pikmin sm... </3
"i have two sides 2 me... prtye pink priemvess amd the aalpjha demon wolf hyberid inseide *howls*🐺🐺🐺"
- anonymous
oh my god... ur so... powerful alpha... but also so pretty pink... how can u possibly handle this duality... agh...
"(Nothing too serious, but just put that option just in case, it’s not
really bad at all tho tbh) sneaking out of school to get snacks from the
supermarket nearby. It wasn’t rlly sneaking out since it was after
school, but it was to me since my parents wouldn’t want me to leave
school so—"
- anonymous
XD i totes thought like this 4 awhile.. i remember five or so yrs ago i snuck out nd walked 2 miles 2 the nearest dollar store 2 buy gummy bears XD
i never got caught ;P
but yeah i promise ur fine, ive done worse XD
"She put her poodle one time in a microwave oven... to eat it? Yeah... TO
EAT IT? no... nonononnonononono, silly... to dryyyy it! But it
exploded, and they were both found dead... she must have been out of her
head!!! "
- Ligea
...possibly n michigan...
"i think ur super cool!!! i'm lowkey scared 2 talk to ya but i wanna b friendz,,, aaa"
THANK U SM UR SO SWEET AGHH.. again ive already msgd u :3
THANK UUU (*ﾉ∀`*)
"I'm the only non-catholic in my household and they have no idea... >:3333"
- ???
XD i totes get that...
thankfully i wuznt raised religious but most of my family is catholic so i understand...
"i have to resist the urge to meow in public... ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ"
ur so unbelievably real 4 this.. im not much of a meow-er myself but my gf is XD
"lowkey i be eating dirt."
- schooper
uhm.. does it.. taste gud, at least??? T_T
"i was very active in ponytown regiments back in the day and i posted my
art in some server to which some guy sent me a dm asking me for a
comission. i accepted it and i had to draw jotaro kujo as a pony from my
little pony for discord nitro....i still have nightmares about
it......."
- anonymous
no words can describe how badly i want 2 c jotaro kujo my little pony ponytown commission.
"i liek,,,,, poatoto.! :3c"
- anonymous
:0 ... me... 2 !!!
x3
"I used to have this anime plushie that I used to pour milk on and suck
the milk back out of it and it was sopping wet all the time I used to
slam it against walls and it would make a loud thud"
- anonymous
uhm.. that wuz a WEBKINZ CAT. smh.
"i rizzed someone i hated so much and they were disgusted"
- anonymous
LOL omg
y did u do that tho T_T
"My fictional babygirl is literally a part gorilla twink but also an unhinged Christian assassin and i love him for that 🫡"
WHAT.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN.
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT.
"(couldn’t pick between semi serious or silly) so like, whenever i smile i
always look like richard d. james from aphex twin lmfao, and it
actually creeps people out, so think of the richard d james album cover
from aphex twin except he’s more pale and younger and then you basically
have me whenever i smile… silly me."
wHUH???
THIS???
LIKE UNINTENTIONALLY???
"black cats are little fluffy babies idk why people think they're evil
they're just voids that scream back :3 (this confession was definitely
not written by my black cat who thinks more people should feed him
treats.)"
- 96haato(s cat)
this is SO true tho... my black cat literally gets so many treats.. not like an UNHEALTHY amount but def prob more than he should XD
theyre just.. little babies...
"IM DATING MY BEST FRIEND"
- anonymous
hell, ME 2 !!
"lmao all the english teachers love me i was literally giving a kid a
tarot reaing IN CLASS and the teacher instead of putting me in trouble
gave me his own egyptian tarot cards to read w lmaooo"
- anonymous
LOL thats awesome
ive had teachers like that b4, u can get away w quite a bit as long as they dont h8 u XD
"i still make ur mom and deez nuts jokes "
- anonymous
thats ok so does my friend august.. nd hes like.. the closest person 2 me other than my gf so obv they havent deterred me ne XD
"when i was a kid i asked random pregnant women if they were pregnant or if they swallowed a watermelon"
- anonymous
this is RIDICULOUSLY funny 2 me nd it absolutely should not b
thank u so much 4 sharing this.. sitting n class giggling rn...
"i had a crush on this guy once and he liked evangelion so i lied about
liking evangelion too even though i didnt watch it and i felt so guilty i
binge watched it that same night (that was certainly an..experience)"
- anonymous
LOL.. honestly fair tho. i imagine it wuz an experience XD that show is a lot 2 take n... i hope u enjoyed it tho
THIS GUY?? REALLY?? u wanna fuck THIS GUY???
"i read master shake x reader smut 😶"
oh.
THIS GUY?? REALLY?? u wanna fuck THIS GUY???
"I want to cuddle a Primarina and also like hold onto it and put it into one of those aligator death rolls (lovingly)"
ok THIS 1 i can get behind. this is SO fair. me 2.
"i have this friend and like i cant sugarcoat it they are just so hot bro and i was like half crushing on them for a few days but i had to push myself to stop n get over it bc even if they did like me back itd be super awkward because we both have the same hair and eyes so we look a small bit like siblings😭😭😭😭its nothing serious though i mean it when i say im over them💪"
- anonymous
well im glad u were able 2 get over them XD
i guess i understand that tho, i find several of my friends hot
i dont think the 'looking like siblings' thing is a big deal tho
"hi hello ok so: im so bad at journaling and stuff that i started keeping a video diary, but like not a normal one cus im bad at emotions n stuff so instead i act like im talking to jack black 💀"
honestly. kinda awesome. LOL..
i suck at journaling 2 (if u couldnt tell by the last time i posted a 'daily' blog)
IF IT WORKS IT WORKS !! thats all ill say
sumtimes jack black is just the solution XD
"HEY YK HOW I CONFESSED ABOUT THAT ONE FRIEND OF MINE BEING SUPER HOT BUT LIKE WE PROBABLY COULDNT GET TOGETHER?? I THINK THAT SEEPED INTO MY DREAM😭😭bc i had this dream where i was just sitting down on the floor and they came over to me and like, half lied down next to me in a way where their head was on my shoulder?? and in my head i was just like "ok why not ig i could give this a try" SO I LEANED MY HEAD BACK ON THEIRS😭😭 i actually FELT it too it seemed so real💔💔💔but yea it shocked me in the morning but ive basically forgotten about it now. thought putting it here would be funny lol"
- anonymous
TOTES over it huh... XD
jkjk..
this is rly funny tho, ty 4 the upd8 LOL
"i have a crush on my gf :3c"
- anonymous
omg.. no way.. ur NOT gonna believe it
i have a crush on MY GF !
"im quite silly sometimes :3 sry if its annooyingg thoo :("
- ☆ rotty_
me 2 !
nd NOO.. ur not annoying i promise
nothin better than bein silly :P
"I have conversations with my kitties!"
ME 2 !! i talk 2 my cat all the time.. hes my son how could i not
"Not to vent or anything, but I've never had a boyfriend before, so I don't know what to do. I've been craving and burning to be held by a ᴹᴬᴬᴺᴺᴺ!"
- anonymous
yeah thats fair ig.. ive never been single nd like? craving a relationship? like ive never sought out a relationship nd i dont think i ever could.. if i like sum1 nd they like me we BETTER b friends first XD
"i sleep with socks on"
- anonymous
u DEMON !!! LOL
if i fall asleep w socks on its not a big deal but i dont sleep w em on on purpose...
i have a friend that will BULLY ME if i sleep w socks on XD
"last night i dreamt about platypuses they were all around me. platypuses are. cool!! i like them even if they aren't actually spies in the tri-state area"
- anonymous
platypuses r SO kewl... would b kewler as spies but... i <3 platypuses
"i once farted realy loudly in 4th grade and it smelled SO BAD but i denied it rlly hard and the blame ended up going to the guy sitting next to me"
- anonymous
i NEVER know how 2 respond 2 these. i feel like there isnt rly a response i can give. this is just out there 4 the world 2 c now.
thats all 4 silly confessions.. so now we r moving on 2...
"as a kid i had the fattest crush on lightning mcqueen, the british spy car from the second cars movie and kowalski from penguins of madagascar ʅ（◞‿◟）ʃ"
- anonymous
sumtimes i feel odd ab the cartoon crushes i had as a kid, who were (usually) human women... how can u have a crush on a car T_T LOL
thats all 4 silly confessions.. so now we r moving on 2...
SEMI-SERIOUS CONFESSIONS!
these confessions actually have meaning, but dont contain ne upsetting content
"As a kid I a lot stole things - toys, food, whatever. Now as almost adult I feel bad for it, because it was kinda egoistic from my way, but as well I just wanted to have attention, which I didn't have... And I still wonder if about these stolen things know police or my parents, because I even didn't have that big problems and in my documents or my parent's documents I didn't find anything close to it lol."
- anonymous
ive stolen quite a bit (both as a child nd now.. lol) nd as long as wutever u stole wuznt like.. incredibly valuable i think ull b alright :P
"AAAA so erm i am a trans masc guy!!! i have a crush on this twinky mf in my class apparently he likes me back but..,HE DOESN'T KNOW IM TRANS!!!! so like idk how to break the news to him i mean just coming up to him and being like "...hey...im a guy" would be silly, so do you have any advice? :3333"
- anonymous
thats a tough situation :/
i think b4 u bring up the fact that u like him (unless he already knows) u should let him know ur trans...
obv the issue is HOW 2 do that, but
i think it depends how close u r 2 him!
if hes sum1 u can trust, i think asking him 2 talk nd then bringing it up would b gud
u need 2 let him know ur serious, but also that ur okay no matter how he wants 2 handle the situation
if he is no longer interested as u when he figures out ur a guy, make sure not 2 make him feel bad about it, even tho itd totes suck
if u dont trust him enough 2 just tell him, id try 2 get closer 2 him first ! get 2 know him if u dont already, nd get 2 that level
n situations like this honesty is best even if it seems silly or uncomfy 2 bring up
i hope u get things sorted out!
"I really wanna tell my crush that I like him but I haven't seen him since monday :C"
- anonymous
oh no D:
its been a bit since u submitted this, but i wish u luck if u havent gotten 2 tell him yet !
nd if u have, i hope it went well !
"my parents are good but im getting so tired of them i wanna move outttt asapp (im looking for a job but im struggling making a resume lol)"
- anonymous
well, im glad u have gud parents lol
unfortunately mine r not the best so i dont rly know where ur coming from, but i hope u can get a job :')
"im srsly starting to think im socially stunted or like. regressing in my social & language skills hhh. i've read alot about autistic burnout/regression (im autistic obv) and that *might* be whats goin on but i have no idea how i'm gonna get help 4 it and not be so socially isolated and breakdown after any stressful social event kjdhfj"
- anonymous
i rel8 2 this SM !! im kinda struggling w the same thing, so unfortunately i cant give much advice, but finding coping skills that i can use n public has been my goal 4 awhile
4 me, listening 2 music helps a lot, nd as 4 social skills i have like.. set introduction questions memorized so that i can make SUM comvo XD.. i usually just rely more on whoever im talking 2 tho
it all sux nd im sry ur also goin thru it :/
"ok so i feel like i do like this guy at my school.. we talk abt whatnot, we have fun together, etc! but.. he has a gf.. and i just dont know what to do or how to feel cause like ofc i want him to be happy with her! but i cant help how i feel..."
- anonymous
oh no! im sry :(
if he is clearly happy w his gf, i def think ur on the right track of wanting them 2 b happy 2gether
getting over a crush is supr hard nd there r a lot of ways 2 do it, nd different things work 4 different ppl ! so i cant give u much direction there other than 2 figure out wut works 4 u
however, if theyre not happy 2gether, thats an issue !
its v situational nd there r a lot of ways 2 go at it
id b happy 2 talk 2 u thru ims if u wanted 2 go more n2 detail :P
"i Wish that i was Never born as a Human and Rather as a Plant."
- anonymous
this is... oddly rel8able. plant life doesnt seem bad.
"when i was like 11 i had a dream where i woke up in a toilet factory and there was a really really big toilet and i walked to it and sat on it to pee and it felt really good and i thought "man this toilet is cool" and then i realized it was a dream and i peed in real life and i had to go tell my mom and she got mad at me and also i peed the bed and it was stinky like pee :("
- riri
ok first off, id like 2 say i rly do appreciate ur willingness 2 publically say that nd link urself 2 it. thanks.
i had a similar dream when i wuz.. 8 or 9? i think? nothing like a .. toilet factory.. i think i just had 2 go 2 the bathroom n the dream nd ended up pissing myself LOL
"i purposely make characters that are antagonists/villains based on ppl i don't like/friends that i hate/hate me. its fun to have my own characters stand up to them bc i cant. i dont know if its a bad coping mechanism or not. idk."
-anonymous
thats fair! thats not an unheathly coping mechanism either, it avoids hurting ne1 but it still helps u work thru things.. i dont think its bad at all ! obv theres a line 2 draw on what u can portray sum1 as b4 its no longer healthy but if theyre just antagonist/villain characters i dont think thats an issue
"a couple days ago i got into a little argument with me and two friends, we're kinda a trio (were) for the past couple of years since the 8th grade, but this argument was really stupid, we were practically all arguing about who was arguing and who wasn't. anyways, i ended it with saying i wanted to end the convo cause it felt stupid and they agreed. the next day my friends asked if everything was okay and that there was no grudge between us and we decided it'd be chill. a few days pass like normal and we're just texting and joking around again, but then a couple days ago at like 1 AM both of them sent me (privately) paragraphs just saying that they wanted to be friends with me but if i didn't have a long hard talk and hear them out on how they still felt like i was upset that other night (and i genuinely wasn't) or "we won't talk at all" and i just said fine and left it at that. i feel really horrible because we all used to be so close, and because were all moving soon i probably won't see them again. but it felt like they both switched up on me so fast."
this is another situation that could go a lot of ways...
i think that its v important 2 listen 2 wut they have 2 say, even if u think theyre wrong or u cant understand where theyre coming from. ppl think differently nd theres probs a reason that they think wut they think. if u need 2, i think itd b gud 2 apologize, even if u feel like u didnt do nething wrong. again, there wuz probs a reason 4 wut they thought, nd whether or not u intended 2 come across that way its a possibility u did. apologies r rly important, but u need 2 b genuine. make sure theyre not backhanded either. apologize 4 coming off the way u did, tell them u did not intend 2 make them think that, nd ask them 4 more info on how they came 2 that conclusion. its supr important 2 work things out 2gether nd i think talking 2 them is the best thing u can do. i hope u sort things out ! again, id b happy 2 talk n more detail if ud like 2
"i have an urge to steal something"
- anonymous
thats fair.. i guess i get that sumtimes
just b safe ab it :P
that wraps up the semi-serious confessions! that leaves us w 1 category left,
SERIOUS CONFESSIONS
these confessions have meaning and could possibly contain content that could b upsetting 2 ppl!
just b careful :)
" I use subliminals to kill my mom, I know it’s wrong, I might have consequences but she has done horrible things, victim blamed me is very controlling so it’s hard to get away or even have friends. She came home now and wants me to watch movie about books, she thinks that whole world is wrong for accepting lgbtq+ I feel similar about dad and sister but my mother is really dangerous "
- anonymous
okay, this is a lot 2 unpack
it seems like ur mother def has a lot of opinions that r not v gud
however, 2 start off, subliminals r not going 2 kill her
ill just say that right off the bat
there isnt much 4 me 2 say ab this except 4 the fact that i relate 2 having a mother that is controlling and not the best, but ur gonna have 2 actually do sumthing 2 help urself with it
"i cheated on my girlfriend with another boy. i broke up with him because i realized i only wanted her. i want to tell her i cheated but i don't want to break her heart. it's been about a month or two since it happened. she trusts me and i love her and it was a horrible mistake and i was stupid. should i tell her?"
- anonymous
this is a v heavy 1
overall, yes, i think u should tell her.
its v v important 2 b honest, nd if u cant b honest about this then theres immediately a lack of trust that comes w that
u obviously sound v sorry about wut u did, nd u sound genuinely remorseful
if she trusts u, i think u can work it out 2gether
however, if it makes her uncomfortable, u have 2 b ready 2 support her thru that no matter how she wants 2 go about the situation
from there, its about how she feels, even if ur unhappy with it
"okay so um. i got a gf recently (luv her <33) and i feel, like, terrible. not that we're dating bc that's kind of the best thing to happen to me in the past 3 or so months, but i feel like i have to control her. like, i have to be the only one she talks to, she does things for me, etc. i want her to be totally dependent on me. and it's kind of totally terrifying because i want her to be happy. i want her to have friends and go out and have fun. but i'm so scared that she's going to decide that she hates me and ever even meeting me was a fucking mistake. i've thought about it, if she ever left me i'd kill myself. i'm not going to tell her that because that's fucking awful to do to someone, but i feel like one day i might. it's scary. i don't want her to leave me."
i COMPLETELY understand where u r coming from.
jealousy and possessiveness r both things that i rly struggle w, esp n my relationship
wut ive found helps me most is, once again, being honest
when i wuz having issues, i let my gf know how i felt and wut the cause of it wuz
my gf (whos like.. the best. ever) is incredibly understanding nd has tried her best 2 accommodate 2 my needs without forcing themself 2 do things they dont wanna do
if u can talk things thru w ur gf, i hope that she will be understanding as well nd maybe do sumthing similar.
i think ur right n that u shouldnt tell her about how u think ud kill urself if she left, because u r correct n that that is not at all healthy or okay 2 say 2 sum1
if u wanna reach out 2 me nd lmk how things go, i can try my best 2 help u thru it :)
"the guy who sa'd me twice like 4 years ago is still in my school and it bothers me so much, ontop of that when i check his pinterest it just pisses me off. A little bit of a rant, but hes also ftm trans like me...,however he doesn't try to look or act like a guy, he wears skirts and puts on mascara i mean he said he wanted to be a femboy but he doesn't look anything like a guy, then he cries about not being a boy. another thing, nobody is doing anything about the fact that he sa'd me, twice!!! i literally cried telling my counsellor about it but nobody seems to care."
- anonymous
2 start off, the situation ur n rly sux nd it sux even more that no 1 is doing nething ab it. ive had friends n similar situations nd it just rly seems like theres nothing u can do..
however, i dont think that gives u a reason 2 police how he presents himself.
while he is not a gud person, the way he chooses 2 present himself, even if ur not supportive of it.
im sry ur n that situation
"I used to self-harm because I had no chance of getting with the boy I loved. my parents thought I was clean (I had a previous history of it) I haven't told them, and me and the guy are no longer friends (because he was a transphobic, selfish asshole.) I am ashamed that I relapsed because of him."
- anonymous
im rly sry :( that sux
i def dont think u should b ashamed, even if he ended up being a total dick
while obv self harm is not a healthy coping mechanism, u werent unreasonable there nd i wouldnt blame u 4 it at all
i hope ur better now :(
nd with that we r done ! this 1 wuz def shorter than the last bc i didnt wanna drag it out as long, but i hope u still enjoyed !
as always, i luvd doing this nd will def do another eventually :P
thx 4 reading :D
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silas ☆
if u have ne ideas 4 things like this id luv 2 hear em :P
im p sure they could've gotten it from pinterest or google or screenshotted it from somewhere! i've seen this drawing in nightcore and pinterest a lot before!
by ¡¡¡ SMITUNA !!!; ; Report
nope, its from an anime i like :3
its amu hinamori from shugo chara !
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i did get it off of google lol, but i looked 4 it specifically
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96haato
The fact my cat has learned to type amazes me. Maybe he'll start talking soon too :D (lol :P)
hes so smart... im impressed
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schooper
look ma there i am
☆ rotty_
HEY LOOK IM HERE :3
WOA !
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