chum

chum is a great thing I remember the first time I found chum it was a magical thing I was sitting on my chair and smelt something along the lines of a dying raccoon I looked down and there it was a cheese-like substance excreting from my private area along the chair and even on the wall so you know what I did I stopped it up and decided I would put it to good use and made a business and when I tell you its boomin' its boomin' my good friend.