Shitty Christmas Movie Reviews

I love christmas movies! Yes the corny Hallmark movies are my fav! I'm gonna leave my reviews here... mostly for me to keep track of lol 

🎄The Nine Lives of Christmas

After a stray cat adopts Zachary, he meets Marilee and realizes the single life is not as fulfilling as he thought it was.

I LOVE this movie!! I watch this every year around Christmas time and it still gets me blushing and shiiiit 10/10

🎄The Nine Kittens of Christmas

Zachary and Marilee are thrown back together at Christmas when they're tasked with finding homes for a litter of adorable kittens.

I liked this one, not as good as the first but I was still super happy that they made a sequel. 8/10

🎄Christmas Pen Pals

After being dumped by her boyfriend, a successful tech wiz dating-app creator returns to her hometown for the holiday season, and her dad gets her to sign up for the annual Christmas Cupid anonymous matchmaking event.

LOVE this ughh! Just watched this one and it had me blushing so hardd! 10/10

🎄A Gift Wrapped Christmas 

A personal shopper with a sunny disposition makes it her Christmas mission to melt the heart of her newest client - a workaholic widower and single parent.

I enjoyed this one! The characters are kinda meh but not bad 7/10

🎄12 Men of Christmas 

A high-powered New York City publicist finds herself in Montana promoting a charity calendar after being betrayed by her boss and fiancé. Unfortunately, matters of the heart are just as complicated in the wilds as they are in the big city.

YES YES YES! This one became an instant favorite of mine! The guys are hot and it's actually pretty funny 10/10

🎄A Cookie Cutter Christmas 

Two schoolteachers take their rivalry to a new level, while they scramble to win a holiday baking contest and the affections of a handsome single father.

I like the love story of this one and i've been trying to rewatch this movie for the longest time! The characters are pretty awkward and cringey lol but I still like it lol 8/10

🎄Sappy Christmas 

When a sous chef discovers her boyfriend is going to propose to her on Christmas Eve, she begins doubting their future together...especially when a handsome maple farmer rescues her from a snowstorm.

I really liked this! The actor is hot and it's super cute 9/10

🎄Hats Off to Christmas 

After ten years, Mia hopes for a promotion to upper management in the store when the boss/owner wants to see her. But he wants her to show his son, Nick, the ropes. Mia's a widowed mom and Nick is single.

This one has a sweet story, but the male character is meh hahah 7/10

🎄Destined At Christmas 

Kim and Theo meet on Black Friday shopping and there is spark between them, but the couple gets separated due to panic. Both of them can't forget each other and try to search with little information. Can destiny bring back them together?

This one's really cute!!! 10/10

🎄Six Degrees of Santa 

Christmas enthusiast Steph, has created a program, Six Degrees of Santa. When Steph's own gift lands in the hands of a leading internet entrepreneur, Jason, he's convinced that the original Santa might be his soul mate.

The storyline is good but the female character is so unlikeable I didn't even care to finish this one 4/10
🎄Last Christmas
Kate is a young woman subscribed to bad decisions. Working as an elf in a year-round Christmas store is not good for the wannabe singer. However, she meets Tom there. Her life takes a new turn--that seems too good to be true.

There were some cute parts but I hated the female character so much I had to turn it off 2/10
🎄Deck the Heart 
When an EVP inherits a manor, he's expected to host his family for Christmas. Since he doesn't have time or Christmas spirit, he hires an event planner. As Merry decorates and plans, she wins him over and helps him love Christmas again.

The acting is okay but it's soo cute it makes up for it. Got me blushing so hard eek 9/10