i NEED FRIENDS or anonymous email buddy!!!

Dude I need friends???? Like I need someone to rant about stupid drama and send a whole paragraph about my hyperfixations. . . . . And instead of goin "okay cool" they ask questions about it?????/ Or even better, this, but on email. Like an anonymous email buddy. You can know who I am, but I Don't know who you are???? AND on email?? amazing.
EMAIL : oakhuntsmyths@gmail.com