newellism.. Lord GabeN

Our Father in Bellevue,

hallowed be your name.
Your kingdom come,
your will be done,
on earth, as it is in Bellevue.
Give us this day our daily sales,
and forgive us our debts,
as we also have forgiven our debtors.
And lead us not into temptation,
but deliver us from EA.
who art in Bellevue
Newell be thy name.
Thy games shall come
When they are done
And they will be totally awesome.
Give us this day our daily hats
And forgive us our impatience
As we forgive those who take forever.
And lead us not into fat jokes
But deliver us from EA.
For thine is the software
And the Alyx
And the Gordon
Forever and ever.
Gaben
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, in homes as it is at Valve.
Give us Lord our Daily Deal, and forgive us for our scams as we forgive those who scam against us.
And lead us not into console peasantry, but deliver us from Origin.
For thine is the Steamdom, the Gear, and the Engine, forever and ever, in Freeman's name I pray,
GabeN.

Our developer,

Our Lord, who art at Valve, GabeN be thy name.