what can fix the murder drones fanbas: a rant about the ships

DISCLAIMER I MEAN NO H8 AT ALL TO ANY SHIP I JUST NEED TO GET THIS OUT TO THE INTERNET

everyone knows this but murder drones is my main hyperfixation and it pisses me off that theres constant ship wars about Nuzi/worker drone x dissassembly drone ships in general is that theres a constant argument about if its a proship or not and there alot of people of both sides and even more in the middle of the argument and the one thing that could fix this all is just 100% confirming there ages not just saying that there all teens or that there all adults (not likely) but like give us hardcore evidence about there age. personally i think uzis around 15/16 and Ns around 17/18 (same with the rest of the cast) but thats just my personal headcanon but i can only hope that my headcanons are somewhat correct and that glitch confims there age