Lavender affliction (he looks better on his knees)

Lavender affliction,

it seeps into every man you know,

God our story has to be fiction,

with the way you manage to convince everyone with a simple "hello".

Every word you speak is just another jagged performance piece,

You know he will be at every show.

Lavender affliction man,

conversations only last long enough for you to get the seeds sown.

ever thought of settling down?

Maybe taking things slow?

but you have a sickness,

a lavender affliction,

and now the entire west coast knows.