I have to admit something..

IM WHITE!! i know. Shocker. You've been goofed. Pick up your jaw from the floor, its okay. 

Im bored and awake at 2am on a school night, so because of this im gonna show you all my favorite white sayings/slang that i include in my everyday vocabulary to further repulse my friends. (This is mostly for me to remember all my white slang lol)

-Who put YOU on the planet? 

-You left us hanging like a wet sock. 

-Naaah ur joshing me 

-How'd you like THEM apples

-take a gander

-nifty/rad/hip/fly

-get real

-a tiny dabble 

-i will not be taken for a custard cream

- ill sock you in your goddamn face and you'll stay plastered. 

-like an ugly twink cannot be topped 

-news flash pal! 

-we've got company

- Heres the deal

-don't count your chickens before they catch

- ill do YOU a better one 

- get a grip! 

- ina jiff/jiffy 

- beats me

- Man why i outta-!! 

- science said it couldn't be done BUT- 

- lets rock and roll! 

- answering the phone and saying yellow 

- Honest to betsy

- see you later alligator

- Gosh darn it 

- well i'll be! 

- what in tarnation

- you betcha!

- lets go gang! 

- slow your roll! 

- calm your horses! 

- wow that is really spicy 

- I see through the lies of the Jedi. I do not fear the dark side as you do. I have brought peace, freedom, justice, and security to my new Empire.